PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene.